BRITNEY SPEARS: Dry-Humped by Ghost

Britney Spears revealed that a ghost attacked her in bed.

The alleged incident happened two-decades ago while she was on the Oops!… I Did It Again Tour in Germany. She claimed in an Instagram post on Monday, that she stayed in a haunted hotel and a ghost visited her hotel suite.

Before delving into the details of the story, she noted the events took place on the same night she met Kate Hudson at a bar.

“I was an angel and my best friend was a devil for Halloween… we left the party early because the theme was all-black, gothic horror, and my friend and I failed,” the mom-of-two, 42, began. “So we decided to walk outside in the cold, screaming like idiots because we had been on a tour bus for 2 months.”

“I’m like what is this place ??? Disneyland for adults… whatever I thought it was kind of cute actually, but paid no mind whatsoever,” the pop star continued of their surroundings. “Now the stories they told were pretty soft… the lady in white who glows in the corner of the room at exactly 2:20 at night, the sound of horses feet that carry the carriages on the rock entrance of the hotel at 3:00 right on the dot if you can be just quiet enough to listen.”

Britney admitted that at the time she brushed off the tales and since she was “pretty tipsy”, just headed to her hotel room.

“But that night I lay in bed and then it felt like a cold wind out of f—— nowhere, and all of a sudden, it pushed me down in the bed,” she insisted. “Now usually when I tell this story most people say… she was just dreaming… no I wasn’t, I was WIDE AWAKE screaming from the top of my lungs and something was holding me down I couldn’t move for what felt like forever…”
“It felt like someone was on top of me and I couldn’t get up for air…” Spears added. insisting that when she was able to, she “ran so fast” to her assistant’s room since she was “scared.”

“She opened the door and looked at me like I was the biggest idiot… nobody till this very day believes me ” the star admitted.

Hot Takes:

• Most people don’t believe in ghosts, and those that do don’t admit it to others because of the stigma of being called “crazy” attached to it.
• Was this a story her editors believed was too outrageous for her October 2023 memoir? She’s currently writing the second volume, do you think she’ll include this experience?
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