PRINCE ANDREW: Throne Out

Thursday morning, Prince Andrew had to pay a visit to his elderly mom, Queen Elizabeth. Like every angry mother does, she called out in her tiny using his full name (quote) “Come right here, Andrew Albert Christian Edward.”

Andrew was chauffeured to Windsor Castle to be scolded by Her Majesty. She stripped Prince Andrew of his military titles during a terse, face-to-face meeting.

Buckingham Palace basically wants to ghost Prince Andrew, who faces a civil lawsuit in the United States. Virginia Giuffre accused Andrew of raping her when she was only 17 years old. Virginia was trafficked by Ghislaine Maxwell and her partner-in-crime, convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who died in jail under suspicious circumstances. (BBC)