Written by KingCnote on July 6, 2020
- Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman In the bathtub with a swaddled terrified dog. There’s just no way to convince her we’re okay. How do I explain to a dog that there are people that love sparkly lights and big booms more than dogs or people
- Wells Adams @WellsAdams Everyone: 2020 can’t get any worse. Kanye: hold my beer.
- Ye @kanyewest We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States! #2020VISION
- Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I too am running for president of the United States! #2020VISION Well this just in Dave Chappelle will be my running mate #2020Vision
- Dana Gould @danagould I hope @kanyewest wins the election but at the last minute @taylorswift13 runs up to the podium and gets sworn in instead.
- Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa My son just called the neighbor Karen for tryin to shut down the party last night. That’s awesome
- Josh Gad @joshgad My heart is broken. I feel ill. Along with the entire Broadway community and the entire world, I mourn the loss of the incredible Nick Cordero and send my sincerest love and prayers to @amandakloots Elvis & and entire family. RIP Nick.
- Jane Lynch @janemarielynch Godspeed, Nick.
- Denzel Washington @DenzelWashngton To anyone who feels like they “wasted” the time during quarantine because they didn’t write a book or learn a second language or get their bodies in shape, I have good news: Quarantine ain’t over get back inside.
- Jerry Avenaim @avenaim An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar. I’m just kidding, they know better.
- DUA LIPA @DUALIPA island isolation
Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson Going up here for a week or so. See you later.
Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real Late post but a great post…. #Motivation #HustleHart #NoDaysOff
KATY PERRY @katyperry There’s many ways to celebrate the #FourthOfJuly One way is celebrating the stories of the incredible men and women who protect our freedoms every day. So proud of Orlando Bloom for portraying a real hero.