Written by KingCnote on September 1, 2021
Joe Biden @JoeBiden This decision about Afghanistan is not just about Afghanistan. It’s about ending an era of major military operations to remake other countries.
Mindy Kaling @mindykaling Me trying to convince people that my Borat voice is funny and timely.
Joel McHale @joelmchale The “Milk Crate Challenge” is the best thing for Natural Selection since the 2008 planking craze.
Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Glittery marshmallows are my favorite. Not only do they look fabulous, but they taste fabulous too. Watch #CookingwithParis on @Netflix to see how @KimKardashian and I fluff up the kitchen! Star-struckBlue heartSparkles #LovesIt Smiling face with 3 hearts #Yas #ChefParis
Heidi Montag @heidimontag Ready for fall!
Conan O’Brien @ConanOBrien One of the coolest things about my new show being on HBO Max is that it’ll probably be released in theaters and on TV the exact same day.
Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey We asked 100 wives. Fill in the BLANK. My husband makes the worst noises when he’s WHAT?
Jane Lynch @janemarielynch Just enjoyed a glorious sing along with Peaceful Easy Feeling. Why is there so much Eagles hate?
Jessica Simpson @JessicaSimpson My kids make fun of me since I only eat the tips of the bacon.
Stevie Van Zandt @StevieVanZandt Anybody harassing a golfer should be thrown out immediately and banned for life. And I feel the same way for all sports. F*** these disrespectful animals. Purchasing a ticket does not buy one the right to be an obnoxious a**hole.
Dolly Parton @DollyParton Thinking of our resilient neighbors along the Gulf Coast Red heart I pray you feel the warmth of love and safety throughout this very difficult time.
Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo We are absolutely heartbroken to announce that we must cancel Bonnaroo. While this weekend’s weather looks outstanding, currently Centeroo is waterlogged in many areas, the ground is incredibly saturated on our tollbooth paths, and the campgrounds are flooded…